Sunday, June 5, 2011

Writing Exercise: Lyrical expansion

Last week we had a writing assignment that didn't inspire me that much. It was to take a song with lyrics and transpose or extend it in some way. Originally I picked Morrissey's "Every Day is Like Sunday" as my source material, and in the end, I didn't come up with anything to expand upon it.

Today, inspiration! We have a tradition at the office of coercing someone into saying the word "Friday" and then blasting Rebecca Black's eponymous song loudly in response. I was surfing the internet exploring poetic rhythm structures (yeah, I know...) and came across the delicious "trochaic octameter", the rhythm that Edgar Allan Poe used in "The Raven."

Bingo. Please enjoy this. I certainly had fun writing it:

Friday (a tribute to Rebecca Black and Edgar Allan Poe)


On the Seventh cockerel’s calling, stir I, shake my dreamy palling,
Unsullied now, to staircase crawling, down balustrade to larder’s lock.
A pot of gruel, my fast to break, in woe-some grains I thus partake,
My thirsty eyes all wont for slake, though sate I na’er the ticking clock.
Curse my eyes! Oh slake abate! and the tick of yonder clock.

Now I off to carriage walk.

Rush! For lo my carriage waiting, tarry now exasperating,
But here my comrads, unberating, see anon my harried shock.
But woe! Alack! A struggle baiting, two seats see I, in carriage waiting,
Two companions (none, I dating), whither for my ship to dock?
Two moorings, neither I am mating, whither for this ship to dock?

So encoached, we rib and jock.

Friday! Friday! Day adoring! Clouds above, that goddess shoring,
Held aloft till Seder’s scoring, gone the thunder giant's knock.
Friday, harken! Bacchus gorging, to the streets our wassail forging,
Nae’r our lips to stolid dirging, Nae’r our hands for shaping rock.
Sing we not that loathsome dirging, toil us not with tool and rock.

Know you now my weekly flock.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Writing Exercise: Repaired Maid and Butler Dialogue

This week's homework in the EASL writer's circle was to compose a section of "maid and butler" dialogue -- an exposition dump between two characters -- and then rewrite it as if the conversation had already happened and now the characters are arguing about it. I decided to apply this exercise to two characters that are significant to the Wayside story: Ash and Elm, my villains.

The dialogue I came up with is so riddled with spoilers for my novel that I'm not going to post it, but the end result, the rewrite as an argument, turned out pretty interesting and doesn't reveal a whole lot of crucial plot points so I thought I'd post it here. Even though I like this interchange between my bad-guys, chances are this section will not find its way into the manuscript, since it is not from one of my narrators' perspectives.

En garde!

Elm hurried down through the corridor ahead of her companion. She held aloft a gas lamp, but it was more habit than necessity as she recalled every rock and crack that might impede their progress.

“Make haste, my dear,” she called back. “Faelen has proven unreliable of late.”

“Serenity, darling,” said Ash from behind her. “Should we not relish our time apart from the council?”

Elm stopped, giving her colleague a chance to catch her, but drummed her fingers on the lamp as she did so. “Emere or no, if he *is* the one, I do not wish to miss our opportunity because we took our time in retrieving him,” she said, turning to proceed.

Ash grabbed her from behind and pulled her close. She smirked despite her impatience and he kissed her forehead. “The boy is a hatchling,” he whispered. “He will not have stopped chirping long enough to see his own cage.”

She smiled but pushed him away. “And if he and his brother reunion? What then?”

“Then they may share a cage,” he said, puffing up in indignation. Their pace quickened regardless and their steps echoed on the stone floor. Ash sniffed; the smell of waste and water was rising in the passage. “I sent Vermin ahead to inform the seer of our arrival.”

“Seer,” said Elm. “How grand! Were his sight any dimmer we’d both be wandering the desert for caravans in the hopes of stumbling over prophecy in the dust.”

“Perhaps,” Ash replied.

He raised his lantern as they reached an opening in the corridor and stood to the side, waiting for Elm to pass. He bowed as she did so, his hand brushing the floor as he placed it over his breast.

"Yes," Elm lifted her lover’s face to meet her own. “and we have made good time, despite your languor.”

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Writing Exercise: Famous Scene Reimagined

This week's writing exercise was to take a famous scene from a book or movie and re-purpose it in an entirely different genre. I chose to be a little obtuse about this assignment. The scene is there, as far as the dialogue structure and theme are concerned, but it might be tough to identify. Once we have shared them next week, I'll spill the beans on the source material. This is first and only draft. My apologies for grammatical or structural problems.

Anyway, onward.

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“Just this way, Ms. Nayson, Ms. Chang.” The secretary said, holding open the conference room door. The room still smelled like new paint and carpeting. The secretary poured each of them a glass of water. “Mr. Mayhew apologizes that he’s running late. He’ll be in shortly.”


Idra and Renee sat down at on one side of the polished table, leaving a chair between them. Idra immediately picked up a pen and tapped on the notepad already lain out in front of her. She wrote the words “Digital Abstractions” at the top of pad and turned it to showing her work to Renee.


“Finally here,” she managed with a smile.


“Finally here,” Renee replied.


“Oh!” Idra said, and opened her laptop case. She brought out her copy of the contract and plopped it on the table. She flipped through the myriad pages -- several of which were creased and covered in multi-colored post-it notes. “Can we go over the section on royalties again? I’m still not sure about the numbers in the part about post-merger shares in titles we previously made.”


“Id?” Renee said stiffly, her hands in her lap. “I’m not signing.”


There was a pregnant pause. “...What?”


“I’m not signing my contract. I’m...” Renee bit her lip. “I’m giving my share in the studio to you and James.”


Idra was frozen -- like someone witnessing an unstoppable car wreck. Somewhere in the office there were muffled laughs and doors opened and closed. At last she found her voice. “But...but what about the deal? All our work? All *your* work?”


“This,” Renee gestured at the office, “isn’t me, Id.” She ran her fingers through her hair and let it fall in a mess. “Anyway, I’ve decided.”


“Well them I’m not signing either.” Idra threw down her pen. “I thought when we went everything last night that you were as excited about this as I was.”


Renee shrugged. “Vodka shooters sometimes have that effect on me. Anyway, you are signing. It’s what you’ve always wanted. If you don’t sign, you’ll regret it, and I’m not having that on my conscience.”


“Oh come on, Ren,” Idra laughed. “We said we were going all the way with this thing. Don’t back out now.”


Renee looked out the window and over the streets of the East Village. It was late afternoon and the commuter crowd was starting to gather. “It was fun, Id. Really. I’m just not cut out for the big time.”


James Mayhew entered the room with a casual smile. He wore a suit, but still managed to look like he’d just gotten out of bed. “Hey. Glad you’re here so early. Ready to become the hottest new studio in New York with me?”


Renee smiled and walked over to him. “I’m sorry, Jimbo.” She kissed him on the cheek. “You and Idra are going to be doing this one without me.”


“Ren?” James looked endlessly puzzled, and for some reason seeing that confused look on his face amused Renee. He looked just like he had in college when the three of them were struggling with a production problem on their final project.


“Ren,” Idra frowned and moved to the other side of the table to stand next to James. “You don’t have to do this.”

“Yeah,” Renee laughed. “I kinda do.” She turned toward the lobby. ”Good luck guys. I’m sure it’ll be an awesome trip,” she said, and walked out of the conference room with a small wave.

* * *

Renee stepped out into the New York afternoon, and Johnnie was waiting for her, hands in his pockets. He had a toothpick in his mouth, but when he saw her come out the door, he spit it out. “That was fast,” he said as he jogged up to meet her.

Renee nodded.

“So you actually did it, then?” Johnnie seemed impressed.

“Sure looks like it,” said Renee, looking up at the fifth story of the building she had just exited. The sun was shining right on the windows of the office, so she couldn’t see in.

“Well, How about a coffee,” asked Johnnie. Renee turned to see him sporting the kind of silly grin that made him look fourteen.

“Sure,” she smiled in return. “That sounds perfect.“ They turned down 12th Street, and the sun shone down the Manhattan sundial, warming their backs as they walked.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

For my sixteen followers

I am writing in Wayside again, but I've decided to take the rest of the journey of my first draft offline. I don't think the added pressure of a public forum is helping me get the story told. I am currently reinventing the story of Grim and Cain from the ground-up with a new outline that will hopefully add some more cohesion to the story elements and give the characters something more solid to react to. In the meantime, I am part of a writing circle at my job, and I'll be posting my responses to the various writing prompts we get on this site. Like the sestina I wrote in the previous post.

A Sestina for the Great War

As part of an exercise for our writer's circle at work, we're supposed to write something out of our normal genre. I've chosen to do a sestina (thanks Avni!) about World War I. Here it is!

A Sestina for the Great War

In their trench, they’ve got empty canteens and eager minds.

They’ve got thirty-two rancid socks and sullen faces masked with dirt.

They’ve shared their ‘could have beens’, family dreams, and hopes

for common ground. They’ve damned their captain and saluted their enemy.

By the by, their eyes all burned the same, their myriad veins wept,

And they sang love songs to a thousand enemies with rusting rifles.


Soon their wives will answer their doors and receive those rifles,

And we’ll throw a parade in the streets and commend their minds

And rusty guns to empty graves. And send more to sing and weep --

to wear rancid socks and rusty rifles. We’ll mask their faces with dirt.

For what good is an honor parade if we cannot redeem our enemy;

If boys with dreams and ‘could have beens’ can’t share their hopes?


So hand me my rusty rifle, and mask my sullen face with dirt;

I’ve got an eager mind and a box of love songs for my enemy,

And oh how my heart weeps to share the depths of my hope.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

A Poem constructed from the headlines in my Spam folder

What Every Man Needs to Know

Hi. If you like girls, open up. There's a unique sale.
Never sleep alone again as the top performing commodity of 2010.

Yes, you're invited. But don't forget, the vouchers expire this Sunday.
30 Days in Sedona will beat and replace the one true king.

48 Hours Left, Ryan, to get a free cookie.
Your unique, cheapest gold.
Years passed, but there's still time to watch their love bloom.

Save money, play better, live happier -- the charming, inexpensive medication.

Monday, December 21, 2009

News: Follow me to Ryantakesatrip.com

It's a well kept secret that my two favorite things in life are sushi and traveling. Ok, maybe just the latter is a secret, mostly because I haven't usually budgeted, by way of time or money, to go anywhere. However, this winter I'll be partaking of a significant amount of both of my favorite things as I travel through Maui and Japan on a three week adventure with some co-workers of mine. As this blog does not seem an appropriate place to journalize my adventure, I've set up a new blog at www.ryantakesatrip.com. You are all welcome to track me as I (hopefully) update the site during my trip with photos and recollections of my trip.

The first week, the Maui part of the trip, I expect to have quite a bit of spare time. So maybe if the muse is kind enough to hitch a ride in my suitcase, I'll try to get some more of Wayside tapped out.

Anyway, flight's at 3. Time to wrap up preparing my apartment for an extended leave of absence.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

News: Posting Chapter 17

Chapter 17 posted. Not at *all* how I thought it was going to turn out. Sometimes I wonder who's writing what.

Manuscript: Finding Wayside, Chapter 17

Sasha Okhotnikov sat in the Vologda regional airport. When this area was part of the CCCP, Sasha thought, the airport was probably well maintained. Now the consistent incurrence of the snow and time had turned it into an old, run-down soviet relic which smelled to Sasha of damp carpet and cabbage.

Sasha held his passport and plane tickets with careful respect, like they would crumble in his grip if he were not delicate with them. He had never had reason to leave the country, let alone fly on a commercial airliner halfway across the globe. He trusted his fixer though, who had made all the necessary arrangements for his journey. He had a well-made passport under a false identity, and Iskraa was secured in a special luggage container with all the necessary paperwork taken care of to travel with her.

He had been reluctant at first to part with her in such a way. After all, she was not a child’s vacation bag, and should not be treated as such. But he was given assurances that she would be handled with great and personal care and would remain on the same airplanes on which he would travel. His contact even made accommodations so he might verify Iskraa’s safety between flights.

Sasha the hunter was satisfied. Besides, the prospect of the chase and the challenges it presented were worth a few temporary travel inconveniences. And if what the spirit said was true...Well, he and Iskraa would deal with that when and if the time arrived.

* * *

Noura’s mother, after three days of coddling her daughter, had at last decided that Noura was well enough to return to the life of an adult and permitted her to return to her condominium in Glasgow. Dinah, with a level of forgiveness that only pets can produce, greeted her at the door with an outpouring of feline affection. This made Noura feel all the more guilty for having spent so much time away from her recently, but she stroked her friend behind the ears, poured her some cream and figured, as an apology, it would have to do for the time being.

Noura had put on a good show of being tough and well for her mother, but in truth she was frustrated to the point of exhaustion that she knew nothing about Wayside and the newly formed force that prevented her from shifting there. The shadow form, the beast that now guarded that point in her mind, was present now whenever she even thought about Wayside in even a casual way.

Noura sat at her desk and looked at her reflection in the dark computer screen.

“What should I do, Dinah?” She said to the cat that had quickly moved to occupy her lap.

Dinah meowed.

Noura bit her lip, and instead of turning on the computer, she picked up her cellular phone.

“Hello,” said a man’s voice.

“Demon,” said Noura.

The man sighed. “Well if it isn’t Noe Naysayer. People are not going to make appointments with me if the name ‘Demon’ sticks, you know.

“Demon?”

“I mean, who’s going to go to Dr. Demon, Psychotherapist? Anyway, to what to I owe the pleasure? You haven’t rung me in weeks. I was beginning to think you’d finally lost it and gone to sea.”

“Sorry, Darren. I’ve been...distracted.”

“Sounds like a severe case of non-communicus-with-childhood-friend’s syndrome.”

“Now really, is that the sort of humor a psychiatrist is suppose to be using?”

“If the psychiatry student is talking to a friend and not a patient, then yes. It’s called sarcastic transilluminance,” said the man.

“You made that up.”

“I did, yes.”

“Um...”

“Well?”

“Look, can we have a coffee? I need to talk to someone.”

“Well,” the voice sighed dramatically. “We have been friends for a long time, so I’m afraid I’m going to have to charge you double for a coffee session. Especially since you’ve been actively and egregiously avoided my phone calls for the past month.”

“Two weeks, and it wasn’t my fault. Just meet me at The Green Bean, please.”

“Fine, but I’m counting this as a date. Honestly, the minute you say you’re in school for a psychiatric degree everyone you know develops deep-seated psychoses for you to cure.”

“Really not funny,” laughed Noura. “9’o clock.”

“Yeah, alright. Green Bean, 9’o. Tah.”

Noura pocketed the phone and stood to get her coat. She realized that despite her frustrations, Darren had once again proven his audacious knack for making her smile.

The Green Bean, a hot spot for the college cognoscenti, was a 24-hour coffee shop in Merchant City. Noura liked it because even though their coffee was mostly traditional, they gave even their most commonly ordered items fabulously awkward names. The staff they did this to entertain their patrons, but Noura supposed it was the owner’s eccentric way of making tourists feel awkward when they ordered. Anyway, none of the regulars thought twice of asking for a “Foam-headed bastard step-child with two black eyes” or a “rosy wet-nurse locked in the closet” or any of the other arcane items on their hand-written chalk menu, and the place was always full of regulars.

Despite his feigned reluctance on the phone, Darren was waiting when Noura walked in from the Glasgow night. Darren always had a casualness about him that Noura found a real comfort, and tonight he sported dark blue jeans, a gray hooded zip-up and a 5 o’clock shadow. He stood, hugged her with great familiarity, and then pulled out her chair in a very gentleman-like way as she joined him at the table.

“Hey,” he said as he returned to his chair. Noura saw there were two steaming drinks already on the table. “I took the liberty. A ‘Drooling idiot in lamb’s wool’ for me,” Darren pointed, “and a ‘mad, sexy doctoral student’ for you.”

Noura raised an eyebrow.

“What, that’s the drink!” Darren put a hand to his heart. “It’s the special, I swear it.”

Noura smiled but her eyes didn’t share the sentiment.

“Oooo,” said Darren, stirring sugar into his drink. “This might be genuinely serious, yeah?”

Noura picked up her drink and let the warmth of the mug heat her hands. “It’s about Wayside.”

Darren leaned back, his tongue pressing on the inside his cheek. “Wayside? You mean that city we thought up as kids?”

“You may not remember it, but you used to go there too.”

“Wow, we haven’t talked about that place in years. I can barely even remember what we said it looked like, let alone anything specific about it.” Darren’s rapped his forehead with his knuckles in thought. “Wasn’t the door in a coat closet or something?”

“The basement broom cupboard in your parents’ house, actually. At least that was the door you used.”

“Mmm,” Darren said wistfully. “Nope. Not an inkling of recollection. All I remember about that basement is the silverfish.”

“Nowadays, when I think about Wayside, there’s something...wrong...with the thought.”

“Wrong?”

“There’s something dark in the way of my memory of it.”

“So don’t think about it,” Darren shrugged.

Noura bristled. “That’s your prescription? ‘Don’t think about it’?”

“Look, it was a fantasy. Like when we built a spaceship out of cardboard boxes and flew to Uranus.”

Noura slumped. “Oh my god, Darren, please be serious for once.”

“Look, why are you saying all this? What do you want me to do?”

Noura took a mouthful of her coffee and swallowed her frustration along with it. “I just need you to help me remember.”

An hour later, Noura was lying on her couch in her dimly lit living room, with Darren seated nearby on the recliner. He wore the composure of a doctor now, which Noura couldn’t help but find amusing.

He spoke in a soft, even tone. “I want you to relax.”

Noura giggled, and Darren’s voice took on its natural tone. “Look, do you want me to do this or not.”

“Sorry. I am serious about this. I’m sorry. Really.” Noura breathed out, her hands laid flat on her stomach.

Darren resumed his even tone. “I want you to count backwards slowly, starting from one hundred.”

“One hundred.”

Noura shut her eyes and watched the afterimages of her vision swim away into the static of her mind.

“Ninety-nine.”

“Picture this room in your mind. I am sitting in the chair, saying these words. Continue to count, slowly.”

“Ninety-eight.”

The image of Darren she produced was one with thick brown horn-rimmed glasses and a lab coat, but it was him nonetheless, and she accepted it as close enough.

“Ninety-seven.”

“Now, see yourself, lying on the couch in this room. You are calm and relaxed. Perfectly comfortable.”

“Ninety-six.”

She was there, in a black sequined evening gown with diamond earrings.

“Ninety-five.”

As you continue to count down, you see yourself growing younger. You are twenty, finishing school. I’m there with you; we’re going back together.

Ninety-four.

It’s afternoon, and we’re in high school. You see me on the side of the road as you’re walking home, but we’re not really hanging out anymore. I’m smoking with my mates, trying to look cool, but I cough and burn myself with the ash. You laugh at me and I smile back, embarrassed.

Ninety-three.

We’re eleven and Reilly Sullivan is threatening to take your candy frost. I march over and try to defend you, but you punch him in the nose and he runs off in tears.

Ninety-two.

We’re eight, and you’re over at my house. My dad’s told us to go somewhere so he doesn’t have to babysit us, and we decide to play in the basement.

Ninety-one.

We crawl into the broom cupboard and pretend it’s a cave, and you say you’ve found a door in the back.

Ninety.

You open the door to Wayside.

Darkness. Noura no longer felt her body. There was the beast, and there was the point -- clear and burning like a single star in a velvet sky, but there was no Noura there. She had no body she could use to pass through the point and come out in the other world. There was only the point and the beast.

She could make it out now, the creature. Not a shapeless monster, but a wolf, large and black, who cradled the point like it was her cub she protected.

There was something else there. A boy. Noura thought it might be the boy Grim, but instead she could now see that it was Darren, whose hair had been a like a mangled pile of brown straw back then. Back when they had first found Wayside. His eyes darted around the darkness, a look of utter confusion painted on his young face.

The wolf opened its eyes. It lifted its massive form onto clawed paws and snarled a warning snarl.

“Noe?” the boy called into the dark.

Noura tried to run, tried to will her consciousness into some form that could protect the young Darren from the black wolf, which she knew would lash out to defend the spark.

Suddenly it was an adult Darren there before the beast, and as he looked toward her she felt herself given form at last.

“Get to Wayside, Noe,” This Darren said in the calm meter of the doctor.

Noura nodded and turned to the point. She wrapped herself around it and through it.

An endless field of gray opened before her.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

News: Posting Chapter 16

There are two things you might notice about Chapter 16: a lot happens, and it's really rough. This is partially a consequence of the way NaNoWriMo works -- quantity over quality, which I know sounds odd, but it's actually not a bad thing. Keep in mind that everyone who signed up to read this story gave their implicit acceptance of the fact that first drafts suck, and if you're expecting a polished story, you're gonna have to wait until at least draft 3. Chapter 16's length (it's almost 4k words) is also due to the fact that I've been waiting to get to this chapter for*ever*, and it feels good to have it down at last. The character you meet in Chapter 16 has been in my head since at least 2002.

I hope you enjoy. My apologies for any inconsistency.